Articles

Beat the Heat This Season: How to Avoid Being Set on Fire

published by ZedTips on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:23

It seems odd to me that the warmbloods haven’t been too inventive with their wanton murder of we zeds. Head-shots and fire; Explosions and guns. I mean, ever since I woke up I’ve been thinking far more laterally than I ever did in my former life, but I would still have assumed a little more creativity. We shouldn't complain, though, as it works for us so let’s let them keep at it!

Local Media Infiltration

published by The Authoritor on Mon, 21/11/2011 - 18:47

Our first attempt at infiltrating local media was a resounding success. Two of our brightest ZGB agents hosted a show called 'Metal Up Your Accessway' on community station 4zzz fm late last night undercover as humans pretending to be zombies. Their mission was to spread The Council's message, and raise awareness among other zeds about our coming broadcast. We are happy to announce that the ingenious plan went off without the warmbloods being any the wiser. Well done, lads. You've done your Council proud.