outreach

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

So I think some of you have to be asking yourselves, if you're not a soldier what good are you to the Zed Army?

I mean, let's face it, the core tenets of any successful invasion is keeping our numbers up, and their numbers down by converting as many of them as possible. So I've often asked myself, where do I fit in?

Local Media Infiltration

Our first attempt at infiltrating local media was a resounding success. Two of our brightest ZGB agents hosted a show called 'Metal Up Your Accessway' on community station 4zzz fm late last night undercover as humans pretending to be zombies. Their mission was to spread The Council's message, and raise awareness among other zeds about our coming broadcast. We are happy to announce that the ingenious plan went off without the warmbloods being any the wiser. Well done, lads. You've done your Council proud.

Is there anybody out there?

I don't know if this will reach anyone, but we have to try. We're being hunted, exterminated, The warm bloods want every last one of us gone.

Our hope is in sticking together, in hiding and eventually in numbers we will prevail. They don't know we're awake yet, but we are, and there's more of us hidden out there, so if you're reading this, you're not alone.